real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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