We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
You are a genius and a whore.
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