she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
nutella sex= disaster
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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