I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
