You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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