He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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