you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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