I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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