Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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