i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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