no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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