we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I looked at my own cervix.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Randomize
