I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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