im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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