Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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