Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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