Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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