We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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