I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Boobs speak an international language.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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