Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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