Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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