But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
