It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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