Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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