i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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