Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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