honey bunches of taint.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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