Jerry, you need to find god
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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