If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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