i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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