I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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