I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
We have so much sex to catch up on
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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