everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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