whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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