I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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