I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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