shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
My vagina is officially offended.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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