As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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