So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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