Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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