why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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