i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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