So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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