Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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