Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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