I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I don't think brook has ever known best
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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