I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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