I feel like abortions should bother me more
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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