the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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