My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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