where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
no you cant smoke seaweed
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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