Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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