i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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